“OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!”
/NCIS Los Angeles, Season 7, Episode 7
“OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!”
/NCIS Los Angeles, Season 7, Episode 7
When chemists die, they barium.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
/NCIS
Jokes about German sausage is the wurst.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
He’s got a mind like a computer, unfortunately it’s a Commodore 64.
/NCIS Los Angeles, season 7, episode 1
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.