Tragic misreading: survival of the fattest…
Asides
Ultimate truth
Rule 1: There are no truths, except for rule 1.
Grown-up problem solving
– Let’s deal with this like grown-ups…
– Yeah? What do you suggest? Start a war, or something?
The right thing
The right thing is not necessarily a good thing, sometimes it’s just the least bad alternative, and when you find yourself resorting to a lot of least bad alternatives you might want to stop and think about where you life is heading.
Captain Blackbeard
OS X El Capitan: Feels a bit like I’ve invited Captain Blackbeard on my merchant vessel. What could possibly go wrong?
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?
Global warming
– Nah, I don’t believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees… what are these people thinking?
Anti-Virus Faux Pas
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Every Crook and Granny
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…