If you feel that Trump University didn’t deliver what it promised, you missed the point totally: It was a very well performed live demonstration of how a rich capitalist can get richer…

Now go forth and imitate: con, steal, lie and cheat! If it’s good for you, it’s good for your country… I promise!

Defining/scary moments in life:

• The first time you realize mom and dad doesn’t have all the answers.
• The first time you realize your doctor doesn’t have all the answers.
• The first time you realize there are questions that has no answers.

Unwillingness to understand must be one of the shortest paths to idiocy…

Tip to frequent flyers:
You may have flown with this aircraft a hundred—perhaps a thousand—times but I know for a fact that you have not been in an accident with it that many times…

I’m sure Donald Trump is doing his very best… that’s why I sincerely hope he won’t become the next american president.