I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I tried to catch some fog.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I didn’t like my beard at first.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Man created God in his image
Man created God in his image
Once we gained the ability to create and understand things created, we needed to explain all the things we had not created ourselves… we needed a creator… so we created one…
How do you make holy water?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Sleepless
I am sleepless! Hear me roar!
The genie is out of the bottle
If the genie is out of the bottle, then surely it was possible to put it in the bottle at least once. So why is it impossible to put it in there twice?
Huh is not a word
– Huh?
– Use your English!
– HUH?
– “Huh” is not a word, it’s a noise…
The OCD English Teacher… 😀
Broken pencils
Broken pencils are pointless.