Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No wait! If you’re not in the US, your money are illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
Homeland: Depressed Spy Porn
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
One thing about vampires that really confuses me is the fact that they like to suck the blood of humans, and they get depressed and pitiable if they have to feed on some animal.
I mean, have you ever met a person you would like to eat? Okay part from the fact that it’s cannibalistic and totally wrong… I’d say most people drink, smoke, or just plain eat wrong.
If I was a vampire, I’d go depressed if I only had people’s blood to suck.
But then again, I know a vampire is supposed to be all symbolic and not that pragmatic that they would only hunt on a health club…
Being a hero sucks; wherever I go there’s conflict and drama and whatever I try to do there’s always complications! And it’s all because of these pompous authors! I hate them!
Using vampires in the project eventually turned into a bloody mess. While they have a great deal of respect for the stakeholders they finally sucked anyway.