Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Living in a crappy place?
Do you feel like you live in a crappy place?
Are you sure it’s all that bad? 😀
Every Crook and Granny
I’ve lived here my whole life; I know every nook and cranny, every crook and granny…
Curiosity killed the Cat
– Curiosity killed the Cat…
– It also cured polio…
The lowest form of elementary particle
The lowest form of elementary particle:
The Tackyon…
Happiness Engineer
The word Prostitute is no longer considered politically correct and should be replaced with the term Happiness Engineer…
Whose league is on top?
I sometimes feel like I’m playing in a completely different league than the people around me. Unfortunately, I am not entirely clear on whose league is on top.
Spicy sex life
– We tried spicing up our sex life…
– And?
– We had to stop. Pepper hurts like hell if it gets in the wrong place!
Not a Fan
– You’re not talking much?
– I’m not a fan.
– Of talking?
– No, that’s not at all what I mean… I just don’t ventilate…
What’s for dinner?
Dinner procedure:
- Open the refrigerator and ask “what’s for dinner?”
- Eat anything that doesn’t reply
- Avoid being eaten by those things that do reply…