There is at least one failed plan behind every success.
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
What woman has the most gorgeous curves?
Question: What woman has the most gorgeous curves?
Answer: Vectoria… um… Bezier, of course…
Game of Fuckin’ Thrones!
Some of the more engaged fans have made a pretty good interpretation of the Game of Thrones intro/theme…
It made me laugh!
On a more serious note… hurry enjoying this clip… it will most likely be removed by the people owning the Game of Thrones trademark (yeah, the ones that doesn’t understand the modern media culture and doesn’t appreciate how much of a boost these kind of “pranks” are to their trademark…)
Why only some men have guns in their pants…
Why doesn’t all men wear a gun tucked in the waist of the trousers?
Because not all men have room for a gun down there 😛
Man of Vision…
If you interpret things really literally there’s a lot of fun word jokes to be found. Here’s one:
You don’t have to be a man of vision to be successful in the radio broadcasting industry… but you do have to have a good ear for business.
😀
Project Cartoon, a golden oldie but still…
I just came across the good old “Project Cartoon” (or “How projects really work”). Anyone that’s worked in IT-projects, or bought them, will probably have a good laugh at it… unless they will start weeping ;o)
Pure silence is added whenever possible.
Couldn’t help myself! I’m using some random text (Lorem Ipsum) in an application (I took a couple of sentences, split them up into words and randomized them into a new “text”), and I got curious about what would happen if I took my random text and run it through Google Translate. Here are some golden nuggets!
Love in the digital era?
To love short or long description, nor in the more powerful marriage with a sample in a data center.
Yep! Random generators and Google Translate are against copyrights:
Rights helping take your life.
How about this one for your door mat?
Welcome to here.
Letter of complaint?
Not just your products but you need a no mourning.
Ah, yeah, my GTD-aspirations in a nutshell:
Sometimes you make your list, but more than dwell.
Is this about relations?
Want this torture to make your life but no more singles in itself.
Above the entrance to your local university?
More members of the street unless you just read here.
Is this what AI will bring us?:
You bowel is a download box.
Beware of the Intel Core teens?
Read more here by the Intel Core teens, as at the price of the month. Your wish is for none. Read more in pain. Click for more. Wishes to you for they do not want that by the disease.
Be original!
More What’s New in your reply.
Give me a raise – I need a new car!
This is my base vehicles, need some price Employment.
Um, intermarriage?
We here in the free right of intermarriage.
Yeah, I hear this one when I’m tired or talking to someone that pretends to know what they’re talking about…:
Administrator ligula viverra viverra this some more.
Why write tons of books about requirements specification when all you need is:
System Requirements silence, the author of a comment.
But well, who pays your bills?
Client Forms live element.
Pure silence:
More more more more more more pure silence is added whenever possible.
Shakespearian lust?
My hunger for my lion, nor life at your sauce and your region.
First you’re young and full of ideas, then you start working for the man…
Employment class you need in your life here, pure torture to your bow before the process and initiatives.
Something for the diet book?
Who the menu is more to love, but sometimes more change to hate.
Um… deep and poetic… I think…
Shoes, your wishes to be this way.
I hate it when that “no happier more” arrives!
This no happier more, is here.
A whiff of the good old days?
Marriage to accept and silently.
Aging sucks?
Dwell in old age, and the author of various torture.
Freedom!… to compare products…
As before by no more you make your home the trophy for freedom is just. Compare Products.
The School of Life goes online…
The shores of life pain Elementary School is now online.
Those pesky customers…:
Customer Care Center for just more hatred.
Abstain, or at least use protection!
Loves the bed, enabling a sample now, you know the author of your disease started with more initiatives.
Hmmm …
By way of our, Blockquote: disease free.
The suffering poet:
Paragraphs break my pain.
The glass is empty and full
The glass is empty and full, because:
0.5 empty glasses = 0.5 full glasses
2 x 0.5 empty glasses = 2 x 0.5 full glasses
1 empty glass = 1 full glass
It’s just like eating the cake and keeping the cake… I mean pity those who eat the cake and doesn’t get to keep it, right?
Humans
Humans are in fact not that different to other species. We make a little bit more complex sounds and our territorial behavior is a bit more involved, but to say we’re the crown of creation is rather self involved. The most that can be said about mankind’s standing in the family of species is that we’re the black sheep, or the obnoxious kid sibling everybody has to put up with, or mom and pop will give them a hairy eyeball.
How to make US lawmakers realize the crisis is for real…
The two news items (1 and 2) depicted to the right arrived in my news reader at the same time. This may be the most truthful testimony to the inner workings of the bank crisis and the possibly incoming recession. It gives us, the rest of the world, a ballpark idea of what needs to happen in the US before lawmakers over there realize they have to stand up to their responsibilities.
Then again, had they made laws keeping control over activities in board rooms, by middle management and brookers in general they might not have had to vote on a $700 bn bailout plan in the first place… perhaps?
Oh, well… 8-/