They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Monthly Archives: August 2016
Banana control
Neither the gun nor the banana has a will of their own, and still… I bet you’d save more lives with gun control than with banana control…
Update: It should not be hard to argue that it is of vital importance to control bananas (and other food sources) as well. However, in 2015 the number of deaths due to gun violence (in USA) was 13 468 (gunviolencearchive.org) while the death toll for food poisoning is only around 3 000 deaths (CDC). So, the gun control is lagging way behind the banana control…
Phantom pain
The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
Hot story
Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!
Macaroni package over VPN
My VPN makes Google serve pages in german. The other day I realized the macaroni package in my cupboard had german writing… for half a second I wanted to cuss my VPN…
(Time to leave the house and take a walk IRL… Oh, and yes, I think that’s in fact dutch…)