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Monthly Archives: January 2016
Egoism
– What are you doing?
– I’m looking out for number one!
– I disagree. Nothing you do is of any use to me!
Communicating with customer support
When communicating with customer support, make sure you use appropriate insults and curses.
I am become Darth
I am become Darth, destroyer of worlds.
Schrödinger’s Cat
Schrödinger should not have put that cat in the box!
Why?
Everyone knows a cat has nine lives…
Eight and nine lives, when in Schrödinger’s box…
So, whatever happens in that box the cat is alive when you open it!
How does this influence Quantum Mechanics? Is the universe doomed?
Schrödinger definitely should have placed a dog in the box instead!
Unless of course, cats are a vital component in the Standard Model of Physics! Hmmm…
Update: Maybe Schrödinger was a dog person?