If the genie is out of the bottle, then surely it was possible to put it in the bottle at least once. So why is it impossible to put it in there twice?
Yearly Archives: 2015
Who’s the male in the relationship?
Question: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
Extreme measures
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
To rrent
“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No wait! If you’re not in the US, your money are illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
1492
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…