Yearly Archives: 2015
Coitus ergo sum
Given theories like evolution and the like, I’d like to say the thing that makes me who I am is rather who had sex with who, than who was thinking or not… therefore:
Coitus ergo sum
(From latin, “I have sex, therefore I am”, a bastardization – I love those! – of “Cognito ergo sum”, also latin, “I think, therefore I am”)
Not to mention that this is, in my humble opinion, a more honest reflection of the human condition. I mean, who stands around thinking when they could be having sex? 😛
Tried yoga
I tried yoga, but I just don’t bend that way…
Gender identity
Gender identity up to c:a 1900:
Women are dolls – men are trolls…
Ice Cold Gazpacho
Their Gazpacho-so-called-“soup” was ice cold! Crap restaurant!
After the facts reasoning
If only the obvious truth had been obvious from the start, it would have been obvious all the time and things would not have been so complicated.
Ubuntu is a killer OS
The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Superfishial
Some companies only have superfishial concerns for their customers’ security…
Big Bong Theory
Peace out, man! I’m gonna major in Astropuh… Astropffischish… Astrofish…whatever and study the Big Bong Theory! Yeah! Man! I am!
jsoup: Java HTML Parser
jsoup is a java HTML-parser that allows you to navigate elements in the HTML via DOM-methods or selector-syntax. You can then extract attributes, text and HTML from the selected elements.