Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.
/Arthur Schopenhauer
Yearly Archives: 2015
Captain Blackbeard
OS X El Capitan: Feels a bit like I’ve invited Captain Blackbeard on my merchant vessel. What could possibly go wrong?
Love or something…
– I have never loved anybody… but I do like you…
– Um…
Not being a fanatic
One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.
/George Orwell
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?
Global warming
– Nah, I don’t believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees… what are these people thinking?
I saw a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Anti-Virus Faux Pas
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
– Look how great we are at stopping viruses… we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released…. oh… I mean… eh….
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying….
Living in a crappy place?
Do you feel like you live in a crappy place?
Are you sure it’s all that bad? 😀