Monthly Archives: February 2015
jsoup: Java HTML Parser
jsoup is a java HTML-parser that allows you to navigate elements in the HTML via DOM-methods or selector-syntax. You can then extract attributes, text and HTML from the selected elements.
The genie is out of the bottle
If the genie is out of the bottle, then surely it was possible to put it in the bottle at least once. So why is it impossible to put it in there twice?
Who’s the male in the relationship?
Question: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…