– Huh?
– Use your English!
– HUH?
– “Huh” is not a word, it’s a noise…
The OCD English Teacher… 😀
– Huh?
– Use your English!
– HUH?
– “Huh” is not a word, it’s a noise…
The OCD English Teacher… 😀
Chat exchange:
– Merry Christmas!
– Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
– Are you calling me a Ho, you bastard?
Ho or no ho! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday! 😀 Uh, and a happy new year… and well, you know how it goes!
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
As a Swede I often find myself stunned by the “magical” thinking of the U.S. justice system and the, often times, completely bizarre “tricks” pulled to get obvious guilty persons off the hook.
Take for instance “Fruit of the Poisonous Tree”, described as “a legal metaphor in the United States used to describe evidence that is obtained illegally. The logic of the terminology is that if the source (the “tree”) of the evidence or evidence itself is tainted, then anything gained (the “fruit”) from it is tainted as well.” (Wikipedia)
Say for instance, law enforcement recording a video of a murder without having the proper paperwork for performing the surveillance.
According to this metaphor, since the papers wasn’t in order, the murder probably never happened and the whole video is inadmissible in court. With a little luck the murderer is back home in time for dinner, and afterwards he can have another murder as dessert.
This is all very good and right and proper… because if it’s true for a tree and a fruit, then obviously it’s true for a surveillance video and a murder as well. Right?
Sure!
The whole procedure feels like, if you meet a hungry polar bear and it wants to eat you, put your fingers in your ears and close your eyes… because then the bear doesn’t exist any more… right?
Sure! Sure!
By the way, forget about comparing apples and oranges… this is black belt comparison…
Apples and murders!
Now, for a more serious note on the “Fruit of the Poisonous Tree” and other similar tricks…
These kind of practices clearly shows that there is an inherent distrust of the justice system and the police authority.
And it is sanctioned by the justice system itself.
Why then, should a citizen trust the justice system? Why turn up in court if the court can’t be trusted without magical thinking and irrelevant metaphors like poisonous trees?
Can you feel the branch under your butt starting to give away? Perhaps stop sawing now?
So what would happen in Sweden if a law enforcement officer made an illegal video recording of a murder?
Surprise, surprise! The officer would be tried and prosecuted for any crimes committed… but the murder has obviously happened, it’s recorded, so the video is used in court to prosecute the murderer.
Oh, and no… if the murderer is found guilty, he only goes to jail… he doesn’t get electrocuted, hanged, run over by trucks, eaten by gorillas, or put to death in any other way…
…we’re grown up enough to recognize that we cannot be 100% perfect 100% of the time… so we stay clear of 100% permanent punishments…
…which (the death penalty) is just another thing about the American justice system that totally baffles me…
Broken pencils are pointless.
Masonry (masonry.desandro.com) is a JavaScript library for creating grid layouts by placing elements in optimal positions on a web page – like a mason fitting stones in a wall.
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that’s a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we’d deem many of them unsafe.
Homeland: Depressed Spy Porn
A thought on remakes of Linux window managers and desktop environments (that give you a mouse elbow because you have to flit the mouse over to a corner every time you want to switch programs…):
The design of the desktop environment on a computer isn’t some f-cking art fair, we’re talking about a tool here! Go play with your X-box instead!
I mean, sure, all these new fancy window managers look really nice, clean and … empty… I guess it speaks to the seriousness of the users of said systems… clean and empty…
In today’s world, a lot of business communication is happening via mail. We do not have time or patience to sit down and talk on the phone, and a lot of people like to have things “black on white” instead of just floating in the air (like with a phone).
This leads to over full inboxes.
Once your inbox reaches a certain size you start getting anxiety over what actually hides in the pile of musts and to-dos. Did you forget something important? Was there a mail from your boss? How about that project that seems to be stuck? Was there a mail from them?
You don’t know what’s in your inbox, but you can’t just throw away all mails before you know if they are important or not.
I am going to show you a way to keep your inbox empty and at the same time keep track of what mails need attention in what project/from what customer. And all by a press of a button and a drag-and-drop of the mail.
Well, all you need is an installation of Microsoft Outlook and some time to set it up.
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